"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"
Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings, via maythepastbethesound)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via magicul)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via moonlightdreamerss)

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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(Source: dadvevo, via moonlightdreamerss)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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(via moonlightdreamerss)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via thehilariousblog)

"I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart."

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via moonlightdreamerss)

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